From The Anti Smokers Bible...
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The Anti Smoking Book Of Definitions
- Scientist
Anti smoking Statistician
- Credible Scientist
Statistician who says smoke is really, really, really bad.
- Discredited Scientist
Statistician who says anything else.
- Proof
Anything an anti smoking statistician says.
- Preventable Death
Death by something other than smoke.
- Overwhelming Research Evidence
150 anti smoking statistical stories that show passive smoke to be almost
as harmful as hairdryers.
- Overwhelming Medical Research
A rat that died after having the liquified products of the equivalent of
ten thousand cigarettes injected directly into its heart.
- Smoking related illness
Every heart attack and cancer multiplied by 2.
- Smoking related deaths
Everyone who dies except those killed in road accidents (unless they were smoking
at the time)
- Credible Commentator
One that repeats ASH press releases word for word.
- Widely welcome
ASH and anti-smokers only; no-one else counts.
- Popular public support
Those middle class families who were polled at home at 9pm on a Saturday night.
- Public Awareness
Anything an anti smoker says in the multi million pound ad campaigns.
- Success
Removal of the smell of smoke from every business property in the land despite thousands of job losses, closed businesses
and increased smoking.
- Anti smoker
A person suffering from OCD that hates the smell of smoke and works tirelessly to have it banned from someone
else's pub.
- Employer
A person, who under the threat of large fines, must cater exclusively for anti smokers.
- ASH employee
Activist paid from Government funding and drug company grants.
- Unacceptable behaviour by the tobacco companies
Lying about the effects of smoke for their own gain.
- Acceptable behaviour by ASH
Lying about the effects of smoke for their own gain.
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