We all know about the murderous intent of ASH (UK), ASH (Scotland), ASH (Wales) etc because they never stop banging on about the fumes from this fag or that pipe and they invent evermore statistics to bolster their exceedingly overpaid cause of vilifying the humble, inoffensive smoker, who now, apparently, cannot even enjoy a stroll along a towpath without being mugged for his cigarette!
ASH claim that the fumes from a cigarette are deadly and therefore cause others to become ill, yet no one has, of yet, died from SHS. That might be about to change folks!
Off the West coast of Africa lay the Canary Islands, peaceable, beatific and warm, the island has suffered from the same anti smoking heresy as most of the civilised world, for they come under Spanish jurisdiction.
However, just off the coast of the Canary Islands lays a ‘smoker’ that is far more dangerous than any human puffer could ever be. Marine life is already under attack from this smoking leviathan. This is an underwater volcano that has decided to let people like ASH, WHO, et al that there are more important things in life than banning people’s enjoyment!. You’ve heard the chant before…”hubble, bubble, toil & trouble…” Well folks, watch this and see what trouble is coming – Volcanic ASH which will fill the skies with highly toxic gases and cause absolute mayhem amongst the Canarians. I doubt the authorities will be too bothered about a human being smoking if this ‘blows’ – do you?