Every year F2C runs a lighthearted Christmas Competition for the members of the F2C Forum. This year the prize is a £15 Tesco Voucher, and a further mystery prize to the same value, making a total value of £30 to the winner.

The competition is run every year by our enigmatic F2C member known only as ‘B7’. He writes:

The gift card should be enough for a turkey and a few bags of spuds and a tin of evaporated milk, but you will have to await the joys of the mystery prize.

So, what ‘s this year’s challenge from B7?

The Challenge

B7 says:

We have all heard the recent slogans and relabelling of the months of the year by those nasty fake charity types. Good examples of this are the antis’ Stoptober nonsense, and now the Dry January promotion.

Your challenge is to enter alternative slogans for one or all of the months of the year. All you have to do is post up a caption / label on the F2C Forum. Everyone can enter including paid-up members and ordinary Forum members: this is just a fun competition. Each entry is based on a month of the year January to December, but other original entries will be accepted.
We already have ‘Octabber’, and a few early entries from forum members include ‘Dissember’ (refuting the junk science) and ‘Joynuary’ (celebrating the joy of drinking).

B7’s own suggestion is: ‘Septyranny‘ (for those subject to anti-smoking or other oppression in September). Lol…

He continues:

The maximum number of entries is 12 entries/posts per individual. One individual post on the Forum can contain as many bits of information as you wish but will still only count as one entry. You are free to provide combined graphic entries: these also count as one entry.
Keep all entries clean and fun in the true tradition of F2C.
Who knows: your caption / labels etc may be adopted in the media and become synonymous with your thoughts!

Closing Date

Closing date for the competition is at midnight (24.00 UK time) on Friday 7th December 2012. Each entrant will be given a number starting at one, all in the order of posting answers on the Forum.
The prize winner will be drawn using the random number generator at http://www.random.org/integers/, and the result posted up on Monday 10th December 2012.

How to Enter

If you are already a F2C Forum member, simply log in and go to the post here to make your replies.

If not, register for free on the forum here  (you can choose a username to remain as enigmatic as B7).

Newsletter

And while you are about it, B7 also distributes the F2C monthly online Newsletter and says:

To those of you who have yet to register for the Newsletter please take the time to register: it’s free, it’s excellent reading and it’s a must. If you have any friends who may be interested send them the Newsletter sign up link and also get them to register with the F2C Forum to enter the Christmas competition.

Newsletter registration via this link.

It’s time to exercise those brain cells!